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"...you will obey. Welcome to my page, you ignorant human. You have no choice but to be ignorant for you are simply a human. I am the best robot drummer in the whole world. My nickname is Amber, but you may not call me that. I try not to talk very much because nothing I say is worth your inefficient aural skills. I rock harder than you. Much harder!"

Oh, DRMBOT 0110. I <3 you so.