I Hope You Shuttered Reading That

Trump goes down smooth.

Ho F'n Ho

Christmas Decoration Insanity - ads NSFW

I Love Life...and Work For Match.com

In marketing this is what we call a PR disaster.

Tweet. Tweet.

Honestly, I know the bird flu is coming, and we're all going to die from it. But I'm really sick of seeing pictures of birds that are getting a medical checkup.

Sweet Home Chicago

I'm excited to announce Train of Thought has been selected to perform at the 2006 Chicago Sketch Comedy Festival. We're very excited! Thank you to everyone who has supported us!

She Needs a Yellow Hat Maybe?

This is the best:

PARIS Hilton's new pet monkey, Baby Luv, went bananas when she took the peeved primate on a lingerie shopping spree in Las Vegas last weekend. We're told that Baby Luv bit Hilton and clawed her face when she walked into the Agent Provocateur shop at Caesars on Saturday with the beast on her shoulder.

Why the fuck does Paris Hilton have a monkey?

Source: Page Six

Ctrl + Alt + Delete

Here's a picture of a puppy peeing on a laptop.

There was a lot to celebrate

Now this sounds like a half time show:

Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders who allegedly were having sex with each other in a bathroom stall at a Tampa, Fla., nightclub were arrested and charged early Sunday following a run-in with patrons and police.

In the police report, witnesses claimed Thomas and Keathley were having sex with each other in a stall when other patrons grew angry that the two were taking so long in the bathroom.

I'd post pictures of them but it seems the Panthers web site has crashed!

UPDATE: Got em!

Angela

Renee