She Needs a Yellow Hat Maybe?

This is the best:

PARIS Hilton's new pet monkey, Baby Luv, went bananas when she took the peeved primate on a lingerie shopping spree in Las Vegas last weekend. We're told that Baby Luv bit Hilton and clawed her face when she walked into the Agent Provocateur shop at Caesars on Saturday with the beast on her shoulder.

Why the fuck does Paris Hilton have a monkey?

Source: Page Six